Tuesday, April 16, 2024

THE PARADE THAT WASN’T

 

In Anne Lamott’s Bird by Bird (an alternate sort of Bible for writers) there is a poignant chapter on the bloated expectations authors have for “Publication Day.” [See page 208, “Publication”]

 

Publication day is a date set by traditional publishers, after which the book will be available in stores or for order online. It’s the TAH-DAH!!! Day and your book’s birthday and let’s have a party day, drum-roll, ready-set-go-- horns blowing and pop out of a cake: your book is out in the world. 🎆

 

As Ms. Lamott tells it, it is nothing of the above.  99.9% of published writers know she’s spot on.

 

On any given year, all the parades and woopteedoo are for ten or twenty titles in the whole country. These are from the uber commercially successful authors or debuts that somehow hit the nerve-de-jour, usually for political reasons. Fine fiction writers should know that publication day is meaningful to one person only, themselves.

 

You can give your book a launching party, and it will be attended mostly by supportive friends. You can do a blog tour exchanging favors with other author friends, and their readers will note your book was born. It’s fine, because it means something to you.

 

But no parade. Nope, not even a small one. The hard work of letting people you never met become aware your story is available has just. barely. begun.

 

A good glimpse into the realistic experience of almost all authors and what we can, in fact, do on publication day— is in this post.

 

I’d add that doing a private dance in front of the mirror is highly recommended, also.

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7 comments:

debi o'neille said...

Excellent article. Thanks. You have a link to shared on Facebook, so I'm going to do that. I think your post is very honest and informative, something writers need to hear.

Vijaya said...

Agreed. I always tried to share my new books with a workshop at school, donate a copy to the library, and that's about it. It is fun to celebrate a book birthday but gosh, in 2020, when Little Thief! came out, really the only place I celebrated was on the Blueboard! And it was enough.

MirkaK said...

It has always been a sore spot that the authors whose books will sell even without the hoopla are the ones who get all the marketing bucks. Yet is the lesser known writer who needs the attention more. I don’t understand why publishers throw more money on already guaranteed sales because of a famous author’s following. But that’s the publishing world.

Mirka Breen said...

MirkaK, this is another version of not being able to enter a shoe store unless you are wearing shoes :), or borrowing money from a bank unless you already have money in the bank, preferably lots of it.

Sue said...

Yep! Have your own private celebration. And work hard to get your book out there.

Karen Jones Gowen said...

Oh so true! Sometimes I think our too-high expectations get us into more trouble and cause more unhappiness than anything else.

Evelyn said...

Well said. Probably the nicest celebration tribute I received was for my first book--it was so totally unexpected. The teachers at my previous school (a small private Montessori school) sent me flowers to my new school. The flowers were waiting for me on the counter in the school office with a congratulations note. So I didn't have to tell people at my new school--the note made the announcement for me.