Friends
of mine, living in Israel, told me their GPS has stopped working.
“It
keeps insisting we are in Beirut,” they said.
They
called their phone carrier and also the makers of the app, who gave them the
runaround and finally admitted the IDF has been scrambling navigation in order
to foil the GPS-guided missiles coming from the northern border.
Before
they got the real answer, I suggested different possibilities, including an IDF
action, as to why their phone set them in a neighborhood in Lebanon’s capital. My
last suggestion, tongue in cheek, was inspired. “Perhaps,” I said, “you are in
fact in Beirut and you’re the only ones who don’t realize it?”
This
would make a good novel, I think.
This
got me thinking about the real-life couple who followed GPS blindly, which led
them to fall into a hole in the ground. Another family took Google Maps voice
navigation straight into a dead-end desert road.
All
of these would make good stories and should be developed further into tales of
digital worlds replacing our flesh and blood eyes and ears experiences.
And
speaking of the rare but real flaws of digital navigation, our schools have
stopped teaching a new generation how to use printed paper maps. For all the real-time
information they lack, they remain an important tool. For that matter, learning
to orient with the stars should also be part of basic education. Just sayin’.
Because
you never know when the next time the digital masters will decide to re-set our
reality.
Oh,
wait. They are doing it in many ways already.
5 comments:
Sad that kids in school are not learning penmanship or how to read a map. I love maps and prefer looking at them and figuring out how and where to go, rather than use GPS. I have heard of horror stories from people who used GPS trying to get to my isolated community on the coast. They wound up hours away in the wrong direction. Once, when my husband and I were in Ireland, I reviewed the map and told him which way to go. Instead of listening to me, he followed the navigation device in the car and we went the long/wrong way until we came across a bus driver and asked him how to get out of there. You don't have to guess who was right--the map reader, moi!
How unnerving, Mirka. I always keep a Rand-McNally state/world map in my car. My niece, who's a geologist, is one of the few young people who can navigate using a real map. Heck, she makes topo maps!!!
Love the cartoon! I've stopped using a cab company's app because it wouldn't believe that I live where I do instead of at one of my neighbours' addresses.
I live on a street called Meadow Circle, A pizza delivery guy showed up at my house and I told him he had the wrong address. He said the delivery was for Meadow Wood Loop. I guess he put it in his GPS wrong and also didn't notice the sign when he turned onto my street. It happens a lot. The complex I live in has 3000 homes. It's huge and there are funny "tales" of people getting lost in it for weeks, having to eat mail to survive, lol.
I remember, back in the "olden days," teaching a class of 9th grade General Math students how to read road maps. The first thing I had them practice was how to refold a map, so the maps would be ready to use the next time. (LOL)
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