{Skip if you're in a solemn mood}
Clever
Definitions
COMMITTEE
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage.
INFLATION
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO
An insect that makes you like flies better.
SECRET
A story you tell to one person at a time.
TOOTHACHE
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN
An honest opinion openly expressed.
WRINKLES
Something other people have....similar to my character lines.
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ReplyDeleteThanks for the morning laughs, Mirka! Loved the definitions of Secret and Mosquito
ReplyDeleteHaha! Very fun and funny.
ReplyDeleteThese are hilarious - did you make them up? I especially love the egotist one - far too many of them around these days, it seems. My character lines are smiling:)
ReplyDeleteI loved them! Some people are so clever. I truly wonder how they can come up with such fun expressions.
ReplyDeleteVery cute! I often get such humorous groupings and always delight in them.
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