It Will Be All Right, Or- How to Overcome Fear of Author Events

I thought that since I am now the Grand Maven of Authorly Events, having just had my very first book reading/talk/signing party, I can bestow some wisdom for all who think about this and need advice. Obviously I’m jesting here, (just a little) because you’d want to hear from the uber-experienced on this. But it gives me a way to prattle about mine.

If you’re not shy, you might be looking forward to these. It’s a different ballgame for us shy persons. We have serious doubts we will even survive and live to tell the tale.

What are the greatest fears Authors have when thinking of Author Events?

Fear number one: No one will show up.

Here’s what happened –

Fear number two: I won’t be able to open my mouth, and if I do, no sound will come out.

Here’s what happened:

I didn't lose my voice or my place, and they laughed and even gasped a little.
 

Fear number three: I won’t enjoy it at all.

Here’s what happened:

Fear number four: No one will buy the book or ask me to sign it.

Here’s what happened:

This^

And this^

And plenty of that^.

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Author is happy. Just go do it!